SIAPA KATA BUDAK TESL PANDAI ENGLISH?

ASSALAMUALAIKUM

Slamat pagi buta! Err.. pagi-pagi ni.. aku nak cakap pasal ape ehh. errr. pasal Paper English aku lah. HAHA..agak poyo laa entry ni.. tapi, gasak ape aku.. aku rasa aku patut kott update psal ni.. sebab, yela.. aku kan dpat IPG then course TESL.. bila aku sebut je TESL.. orang mesti cakap "pehhh. BI ko mesti power gilaa" . U're totally wrong dude.. memang salah laaa..Aku seriously tak pandai sangat la BI. which means, ade part part yg aku lemah. as example. aku memang takleh blah part grammar.. grammar memang aku surrender ah weh..kadang kadang Past tense dengan present tense pun aku boleh tertukar

Aku memang laa minat English ni.. tapi..adehh. ntahlahh. stakat aku skolah .. tak pernah kot aku dapat A+.. hahhaa. paling tinggi pun A- je laaa.. SPM aku pun english A- je.. takdenye nak A+...dan, aku rasa..part buat karangan bahasa inggeris tu.. aku dah boleh da tulis panjang-panjang (kacang je).. tapi, disebabkan grammatical error.. markah aku still rendah jugak. macam tak dpat nak di elakkan je..pfft..tak caye ce try usha karangan kat bawah ni.. seriously memang banyak gila grammatical error. ahahaa.

siap ade note teacher aku letak : BE CAREFUL OF TENSES

*siapa rajin baca lahh karangan tak best aku*

Spatutnya kan.. Kalau karangan da panjang macamni.. kalau takde salah pada grammar. da boleh dpat 40/50 ke atas dahh T_T . Buat habis dakwat pen aku je tulis panjang-panjang. alih2 dapat 29 je. HAHAHA.. Even jalan cerita aku tah pape..tapi, kalau betul grammar nye no hal je. diorang bukan bagi marks berdasarkan jalan cerita.. marks semua diberikan ikut ayat korang. *ayt keling*. Sebenarnya malu aku nak tunjuk kertas pekse aku ni. hahaha. tapi, lantak pi lahh.. 

Macamane laa bila aku da start masuk Maktab tu nanti. adehhh.. aku risau tak dpat nak bawak je. lagi lagi kalau part grammar tu... Serious risau gila kot. aku tak dapat nak bayangkan macamane cara pembelajaran dia.. *poyo. Dengar senior cakap.. paper grammar semua susah. hadehhh. ni la aku cuak ni..aku ni bukan pandai mana punn. kalau pandai takpe la jugak..so, bagi sesiapa yang cakap budak TESL ni semua pandai english.. no, korang salah! sbagai contoh. aku laa, english ke laut.. tapi boleh pulak nak amek TESL.. hadoii. pape punn. doakan aku bjye eh.. ehh, kalau rajin baca laa karangan aku tu. penat aku tmpal kat blog ni kalau takde sape yg baca. sob3. okethx alot =) .nyte.

Malaysian English or Rojak English

Hey, you!!! . Ya la, you. Look here!! Pay attention when I talk to you! Don’t look here look there. Read my message to you’.

                The sentences above sound familiar to you right? There are no mistakes, right? WRONG!!! There are mistakes. The most obvious mistake is ‘Pay attention when I am talking to you!!, this should be the correct sentences. There are also a few other common mistakes done by Malaysian students. Such as:

·         ”Why you got out without asking my permission?”

·         “Teacher, I want to see Koo Ceng”

·         “Eh, you know or not, that next door Ah Sam, ah . She, ah, very busy body one, you know. She, ah…”

Yes, not all students make those mistakes during their writing tasks. These students can write very well without grammatical mistakes, with good sentence-structure and very deep vocabulary, but when it comes to oral English – gosh…, their standard of English is the same as Ah Sam’s English at the market – full of ‘You know, ah…’, ‘You see, ah…’ and others.

Students from different families and background have different standards of English. Some students are from English - speaking families, some from Malay-speaking families or Chinese-speaking families and so on. So, each student brings a different kind of ‘English’ to school. The Chinese bring ‘ah, ma, you know ah, I know…’, whereas the Malays bring ‘ha, ya, you don’t see, you donno, I donno…’. As for the Indians, they bring in words like ‘yilek’ and ‘yingaporinge?’ They also bring the Indian slang into the language. This special kind of English is known world-wide with the name ‘Malaysian English’ or ‘Rojak English’.

It might not funny with those words alone, but what do you think if combining those words from the Rojak English into a few sentences? It will be like these:

“Aiyaa… Ah Kow. How do you do?. I, ya? Ooo… very best. Now I work what, ah? I, ya, now is a very cheap planter only. Eh, you got woman already or not? Yilek? Haiya,… why you drag so long? You not young already you know. Go out there, go shock a girl. Bring back home see your parents. Then, da,da,da,dada,da,da,dada,,,(Wedding march). So easy, like eating ‘kacang putih’.

So, what do you think about these words now? Just imagine when we speak to a foreigner, especially an American or European, whose mother tongue is English. Dare to say that, they will be shocked with our ‘English’ or they will laugh until tears trickle down their faces. My dear readers, let’s work together to improve our English and stop making our country well-known for its poor English. Instead make our country proud of us because of our good English. Let people from all over the world know Malaysia for its clever citizens in mastering various languages.

*Let the French say: “Ah, tez Malaysians, They are so remarkable.

                                       Good Engglizz speak. Unlike other cuntriezz.

                                                -C’est abominable!!”

(English- “Ah, these Malaysians. They are very good in English. Unlike other countries- nonsense only!!”)

*Let the Japanese say: “Hait, Marasyans. Good Engrish! Good people. Nonsense-no! Engrish- very   

                                            perfect. People many friendly.

*Let the European say: “Wow, these Malaysians can really speak good English. We’ve gotta put a good

relationship with ‘em. 

*Let the Arabian say: “Malaseia, alhamdulillah…”

(All the phrases will only be appreciated if it is read with the correct slangs)

                So, no matter what the world says, we, as Malaysian, should increase our efforts in promoting the right usage of English, and not allowing it to deteriorate to form of street language; like in Singapore where English has become ‘Singlish’.

p/s : aku mmg tak copy kat mane2.. mmg ade dkat blog aku melalui pelajar sekolah aku yg lepas yang menghantar karya dia dkat aku utk dimuatkan dalam majalah! , so

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